growing up as a gifted and talented student made me ridiculously ashamed of being wrong. like being wrong about the littlest things makes me want to cry and hate myself and i turn back into the big baby i actually am.
FINALLY SOMEONE PUT THIS INTO WORDS FOR ME
small obama chases a much larger version of himself
I guess you can say he was RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT
11: Don’t be the bitch giving nasty glares if you’re getting stepped on. We all are, it’s a concert. These things happen, especially if you’re close to the front.
12. If you’re in the front, don’t scream at people to stop pushing you. You’re in the front, suck it up princess.
13. Ladies, don’t fucking wear heels.
14. Don’t be flailing your arms/making hearts with your hands for the entire show. Some of us actually want to see what’s going on.
EVERYONE NEEDS TO READ THIS
if you’re a 250 lb guy next to a 90 lb girl please get up after you fall on her. thank you.
The Swedish guide on how to rock a tiara. ♚
OH MY GOD
“Because you’re beautiful. I enjoy looking at beautiful people, and I decided a while ago not to deny myself the simpler pleasures of existence.”
Fun Fact: Morgan Freeman does his own stunts.
i hAVE NEVER SEENA PEELED LEMON BEFORE THIS IS FUCKIGN AMAZING OH MY GO d
I feel extremely uncomfortable right now
its a naked lemon like it should have a censored thing across it or something oh my god
I knew. I always knew it wasn’t over.